Lawak!

Little humour! Forwarded by email...But I just feel so nice to share it here...hehehe..Happy reading!

This is dedicated to all the wives of the world who have
kept the men for so long for their maintenance, pleasure,
real... and sadistic both...and...and. ...and... etc..

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would
need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece
of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM" He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had
missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadnt wakened
him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Moral of the story:
"Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests."




WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier
discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws"




A WOMANS REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured
this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."




W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a mans 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"




CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I dont know how you can be so stupid and so
beautiful all at the same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would
be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!